“Bronx is beyond precious,” the 28-year-old older sister and new aunt said in a statement. “I’m over the moon with joy. Life is a beautiful miracle.”

Ashlee and Pete and healthy, happy and enjoying every moment.”

We’re sure she is. When your “career” is deteriorating faster than Lindsay Lohan’s, any excuse to be in the news does the job! Yee-haw!

Hey, y’all, give it up for my nephew! And my giant boobs!

Bronx Mowgli Wentz - whose vitals are 7 pounds, 11 ounces, 20.5 inches long, and 9.5 on the Stupid Celebrity Baby Name Meter - was born Thursday night.

“Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening,” a rep for the couple first announced on Friday morning. “[They] thank everyone for all of their well wishes!”

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But apparently it was even worse than thought.

In a new report in the ongoing investigation, a person known as confidential witness No. 1 says that Michael Vick actually placed family pets in the ring against pit bulls owned by his now-infamous “Bad Newz Kennelz” and watched the animals ruthlessly attack the domesticated dogs, causing “major injuries.”

The witness went on to say that Vick “thought it was funny to watch the pit bull dogs injure or kill the other dogs.” Sounds downright delightful to us.

A convicted co-defendant in the case said at times, he suggested dogs unwilling to fight be let go, but Vick insisted that “they got to go.” As in get killed.

This guy makes Ashley Dupre look like a sympathetic figure.

Mike Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison in December 2007, and is set to be released from federal prison at Leavenworth, Kan., early in July 2009.

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- Ashley Dupre

In an interview with Diane Sawyer on ABC’s 20/20, the hooker who serviced New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer opened up about the scandal that ended his career and made her a celebrity. She dispensed many deep thoughts such as the one above.

It’s all part of her ongoing publicity tour, as “that girl” gives interviews for the first time since the scandal broke in February. While the 20/20 piece isn’t that interesting, Ashley Dupre certainly does appear sincere in the emotions she expresses.

Here’s a portion of Ashley Dupre’s interview …

Ashley Dupre on 20/20

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But one wonders if any of them were able to concentrate, given the top Britney was wearing. Looks like a piece missing in front! Call the fashion police!

SETTING THE TONE: What she’s thinking fashion-wise is unclear, but Britney Spears looks nicely toned - and miffed about something. [Photo Credit: JFX Images]

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This week’s pic: Twilight star Robert Pattinson leans in for a bite of Tyra Banks, the former supermodel and current annoying talk show and reality TV host …

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Naked pictures of a major Disney star, supposedly meant for her boyfriend’s eyes only, have been allegedly stolen and leaked online.

Indeed, the recent Adrienne Bailon nude photo controversy makes the paraphrasing of an axiom clear: those that do not learn from the past mistakes of Vanessa Hudgens are doomed to repeat them.

Hudgens, of course, narrowly avoided firing at the hands of the world’s most powerful mouse. Will Bailon escape similarly unscathed? And would that be the right decision? You tell us:

Should Disney fire Adrienne Bailon?

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But, don’t worry fellas, you can call her anything you’d like in your fantasies!

The Ukrainian-born actress poses for the latest issue of German Maxim. Here’s a sneak peek:

Want more Olga Kurylenko? Of course you do. Click on the following images for larger versions…

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When asked by the magazine if she’s dating anyone, Lohan refused to name names.

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” the actress said, refusing to utter the name Samantha Ronson for some reason. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time. … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

Lohan was equally open throughout the rest of the interview. Has she ever with a girl named Courtenay Semel before? “I don’t know. Maybe.”

Is she a bisexual? “Maybe. Yeah.”

Is she a lesbian? “No.”

Wait… what?

“I don’t want to classify myself,” Lohan said. “First of all, you never know what’s going to happen — tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now… I appreciate people, and it doesn’t matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that.”

Hear that, guys? You still have a chance to be burned by the Crotch of Fire!

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With her career comeback in full swing, it was announced Monday that the 26-year-old was nominated for an award - and one people will actually vote on!

After racking up some big wins at the hilariously rigged and meaningless MTV VMAs, Spears is up for a People’s Choice Award for How I Met Your Mother.

The category? “Favorite scene-stealing star.” She’s certainly that.

Brit Brit is up against Luke Perry and Robin Williams, both of whom were nominated for their guest appearances on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

The star played a dorky receptionist named Abby in two episodes of the CBS show. On the first, in March, she helped HIMYM score its best ratings ever.

Spears has been on a tear professionally, receiving huge applause when she performed at Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet concert in L.A. (above) last week.

Her new single, “Womanizer,” not only features Britney Spears nude - it hit #1 on the Hot 100 Billboard chart in October - her first #1 song since 1999!

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In fact, it needs to be seen and heard to be believed.

In discussing Barack Obama’s victory in the presidential election, host Joe Scarborough spoke … in a way you don’t normally hear on a news show.

To make matters worse (better?), the genius could not even seem to grasp exactly why his show’s panelists were shocked and awed afterward …

MSNBC F-Bomb

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